palmtree2013:

A fun activity to do is having feelings for people who don’t have feelings for you

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Did you know DID YOU KNOW that Peter Weller who was in RoboCop is from Steven’s Point, WI, which is where That 70s Show was set, in which Kurtwood Smith, WHO WAS ALSO IN ROBOCOP, played Red? DID YOU?! DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

intrepidreporter:

jonnovstheinternet:

Life within death.

Physalis alkekengi, or the Chinese/Japanese Lantern, blooms during Winter and dries during Spring. Once it is dried, the bright red fruit is seen. The outer cover is a thin mesh that held the flower petals, seen in golden brown colour.

oh my god this is literal fairytale shit

Wabi Sabi

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I just want someone who will take walks with me at 3 AM

hippofoliage:

mcfif:

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fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

long ago, the four melons lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the firemelons attacked. Only the avamelon, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished…

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cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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Because Domino’s in Japan is way cheaper than Pizza Hut.

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theyoutubegang:

whimsicdoctor13:

emmalyrose:

boobrien:

causticgambler:

mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?

“476, 477, 479… wait crap. steve, i think i messed up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website

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Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

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unfriendlyasiangirl:

*accidentally bumps into you* oops sorry *accidentally holds your hand* oh silly me so sorry *accidentally slips a ring onto your finger* my bad *accidentally marries you* oh how clumsy of me

Dammit, Loki! STAHP!

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babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states
(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.
babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states
(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.
babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states
(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.
babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states
(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.
babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states
(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.
babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states
(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.
babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states
(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.
babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states
(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.

babelbabble:

bettymotherfuckingcrocker:

watsamotto:

amandafiske:

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states

(x)

I’m pretty sure Californians voted to kick out California.

I like how Californians are both really smart, and huge idiots. How diverse

Gosh, Texas is just on everyone’s mind, for better or (mostly) worse.

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